We at Brigade Headquarters have meticulously assembled the most rugged and comprehensive zombie survival pack available. All gear has been selected and approved after rigorous field testing in actual survival situations. These components represent the best possible combination of function, value, versatility, and reliability. Everything is sourced directly from manufacturers and purchased in wholesale volume, allowing us to offer a complete survival solution at a fraction of what it would cost to assemble on an individual basis.
When it happens, the spread of infection will be rampant. By the time you realize that the day you have been simultaneously dreading and secretly hoping for has arrived at last, it will be too late to assemble all the gear you’ll need to take with you. And if you’re lucky enough to have news of the apocalypse delivered in a very personal way by a roommate or family member, you may not even have time to dress for the occasion. Keep the Zombie Survival Pack fully stocked and stored in a readily accessible place, and you just might live long enough to enjoy the Apocalypse after all.
These packs make excellent general purpose bug out bags, but with additional gear specifically suited to battling the living dead. Purchase of a pack does not include the Zombie Defense Brigade patch, although new members receive the Brigade Patch, Photo ID Card, and a discount on all packs and supplies as part of their enlistment package. Enlist Today!
| The Official Zombie Survival Pack $125 (Members: $100) |
Pack Contents:
Brigade Health Canister:
Combat with the undead will be unavoidable. A first aid kit is your most important piece of survival gear, which is why every one of our packs comes with a fully loaded Brigade health canister. 6.5″ tall with a watertight latch cover, these canisters are packed with assorted medical supplies, bandages, and supplements to keep you and any traveling companions patched up and battle-ready. Includes:
Activates easily to provide instant relief of aches, pains, and fever resulting from zombie bites. Relief of bites is anesthetic only and does not treat infection.(Qty.1)
Manufactured by Medique in the USA. Active ingredients: acetaminophen (250mg), aspirin (250mg), caffeine (65mg).(Qty. 5)
Dietary supplement which can be mixed with water to create a multivitamin beverage. Includes vitamin C, B vitamins for energy and staying power, choline (contributes to healthy brain function), and additional vitamins and minerals.Nutritious foods will be in short supply in the wasteland. These packets provide a dose of important vitamins and nutrients to boost your physical and mental health.
(Qty. 2)
Crushable ampoule stored in a corked glass vial. Ammonia inhalant is a reflective stimulant used to aid in prevention or treatment of fainting. Active ingredient: ammonia (15%).Face it, son. During the zombie apocalypse you will be subjected to some pretty unbelievable shit. Fainting is not outside the realm of possibility, which is why all health canisters include an ammonia capsule. Use one of these to instantly revive a downed squad member and get them back in the action.
(Qty. 1)
In a world overrun by zombies, survival will depend on a reliable supply of clean drinking water, which is why Brigade HQ stores over 500 gallons of purified water in our bunker.Consider:
- An infected engineer at the municipal water treatment plant becomes trapped inside the facility and falls into the town water supply.
- A mutilated zombie corpse gets snagged upriver from where you’ve made camp, infecting all the water downstream.
- A horde on the move trudges straight across the bottom of an apparently clean and tranquil lake, slavering and bleeding into the surrounding water.
Purification tablets should be used whenever uncontaminated water is not available. Each tablet can treat 1 liter of unsanitary water, neutralizing hazardous zombie fluids and killing waterborne organisms that can cause serious stomach disorders. Let treated water sit for 30 minutes before drinking.
(Qty. 2)
Two pairs of non-latex, powder-free nitrile gloves with excellent strength, tactical sensitivity, and puncture resistance.Always wear gloves when dressing wounds or handling the undead to prevent the possible spread of infection.
(Qty. 4)
High carbon steel utility blades. Handy for making small incisions and performing other delicate tasks.(Qty. 2)
What a zombie lacks in cunning, he makes up for in endurance. Battling a foe that never needs rest will subject you to a sporadic sleeping schedule. Fatigue will be a constant enemy, and falling asleep on watch or failing to remain alert when others depend on your vigilance can prove fatal. Stay Alert® caffeinated gum is a dependable way to reduce the chance of fatigue-related injury or death. Each pack includes 5 pieces of gum which instantly deliver 100mg of caffeine through oral absorption, working 5 times faster than coffee.Stay Alert® received the U.S. Army’s Greatest Invention of the Year award in 2005, and was selected by the military for use in First Strike Rations by Navy Seals, Army Rangers, and Special Forces.
(1 Pack)
Butterfly Closures (Qty. 4)Sterile, latex-free, waterproof butterfly closure strips. Individually wrapped. Size: 1/2″ x 2 3/4″.
Adhesive Bandages (Qty. 5)
Top quality, water resistant, latex-free elastic strips. Individually wrapped. Size: 1″ x 3″
Gauze Sponges (Qty. 5)
General purpose, non-sterile 12 ply gauze, not individually wrapped. Size: 4″ x 4″.
Sterile Gauze Pads (Qty. 3)
Individually wrapped, sterile gauze pads. Size: 3″ x 3″.
Micropore Surgical Tape (1 roll)
Breathable, hypoallergenic surgical tape. Gentle to the skin with excellent adhesion that leaves minimal residue upon removal. Micropore tape is designed for repeated applications on sensitive areas.
Triple Antibiotic Ointment (Qty. 3)
First aid antibiotic wrapped in 0.5 gram foil packages. Active ingredients per gram: Polyxin B Sulfate (5,000 units), Bacitracin Zinc (400 units), Neomycin Sulfate (5mg).
Antiseptic Wipes (Qty. 3)
Benzalkonium chloride antiseptic towelettes.
ABD Combine Pad (Qty. 1)
A sterile pad constructed from highly absorbent cellulose, designed to absorb liquid and bandage heavy trauma wounds.
Survival Gear:
A comprehensive assortment of gear that will see you through most emergency scenarios, zombie-related or otherwise. Designed to be supplemented with further equipment based on individual requirements (Refer to Recommended Gear in The Nexus for guidance). Includes:
Constructed from rugged polyester, our packs are both durable and comfortable to wear. Each one features a padded back panel with built in ventilation channels, large primary compartment with water repellant interior, 2 side zippered pouches, and fully adjustable shoulder straps. Includes 2 carabineers for securing additional equipment.Size: 21″ x 12″ x 6″ (25 liter capacity)
(Choice of Olive Drab or Urban Black)
A reliable knife is a critical tool in any survival situation. Start fires, skin dead animals, set snares, splay timber for kindling, slice ropes, cords, and bandages, construct wooden tools, and clear foliage. This knife is equally suited as a last resort weapon, and can terminate a zombie by stabbing through the eye socket, upwards under the jaw, or from behind the skull where the bone is thinnest.Matte black finish does not reflect light, making the blade easy to conceal. Features a full tang, black carbon steel blade with nylon-wrapped handle, Swedish style fire starter, and black nylon sheath. Unit measures 7″ overall.
10x magnification and 25mm objective lens. Tough, compact, and weather resistant. Roof prism design makes the internal lenses watertight, and less susceptible to dirt and dust. Rubber armored housing absorbs shock and provides a sturdy grip.Don’t let a zombie horde get the bounce on you and your team! These lightweight, ultra-portable binoculars will allow you to reconnoiter unfamiliar territory from a distance, reducing the possibility of a surprise attack. Never move into abandoned towns, buildings, or encampments prior to surveying the area for signs of zombie activity*.
*Always follow Brigade “AEA” protocol during reconnaissance operations:
Asses the undead presence
Establish targets of opportunity (food, munitions, medical supplies)
Assist survivors if circumstances allow
There’s a lot to be said for keeping up appearances. The massive slaughter inflicted on our species during a zombie uprising will necessitate a coordinated repopulation effort. Duty to humanity may even obligate you to devote yourself to it full time, once social order has been reestablished. Yet another reason to make sure you survive the apocalypse.Includes scissors, tweezers, small nail clipper, large nail clipper, file, hand mirror, and assorted brushes. Elastic bands make it easy to substitute or add additional items.
50 feet of 550 lb. rated paracord manufactured in accordance with U.S. Military issue 7 strand Kernmantle standards. Paracord can be used to:- Ascend or descend difficult terrain
- Repair torn clothing or equipment
- Rig a makeshift tow rope, tie down items, or string up a clothes line
- Hang a bear bag
- Replace shoelaces and broken zipper pulls
- Tie extra supplies to your pack
- Restrain an infected person
- Set up a trip wire, rig a pulley system to lift heavy objects, or rig an improvised tent or hammock
- Make a snare or sling
- Lash logs together for a raft
- Tie snow shoes
- Fashion a splint, tie a sling, or make a stretcher
- The inner strands can be removed and used for dozens of other purposes, such as making a fishing line, sewing a wound, or flossing your teeth.
Have you ever been in a dark, zombie-infested building with a dead flashlight, Recruit? Chances are it will only happen once. Even the most reliable flashlights can fail at the wrong moment, like when you’re halfway through a dark subway tunnel and are plunged without warning into total blackness.You freeze. And maybe as you stand petrified and unmoving, you hear the faintest sounds of breathing floating towards you from the darkness ahead. Not yours though – you’ve been holding your breath since your light went out. There it is again. A throaty, guttural exhale. Then footsteps; uneven, as if their author is trying to walk on a lame leg. The sounds you were just seconds ago straining to hear are now undeniably closer. The awkward shuffling quickens. You slip a shaky hand into your Zombie Defense Brigade Survival Pack and feel your fingers close reassuringly around your 10″ tactical light stick. For a moment you hesitate, certain that the second it’s cracked you’ll find that gimpy, undead, mouth-breathing mother fucker just inches from your face. But you’re in the Brigade. This is what you signed up for.
Our high grade, factory fresh light sticks have an extra wide 18mm diameter for maximum light output. Emits clean white light for 12+ hours.
(Qty: 2)
Although the Brigade does not condone fighting the undead while inebriated, liquor’s positive effects should not be overlooked. In moderation, it can steady frayed nerves, suppress panic, and restore calm and courage. Liquor can also be used as a backup anesthetic.Our swing top flasks are blown from thick, durable glass with a maximum capacity of 250ml (8.5 oz.).
(Jack Daniel’s Whiskey not included)
It is generally agreed that a zombie’s primary sense is smell; and a sweaty human makes a tasty morsel for the horde. Our anti-odor, scent-killer Castile goat milk soap removes body odor without leaving any residual perfumes. Made specifically for the Brigade from 100% olive oil and goat milk.
Only the most hardened veterans can expect to sleep soundly with a zombie wailing just outside their safehouse. These earplugs will dampen the unnerving noises of the undead and allow you to catch up on some much needed sack time. (To be used only in safe locations where a watch has been posted.)Noise reduction rating of 29dB. Slow recovery, moisture-resistant PVC foam provides comfort with low pressure.
(Qty: 2 packs)
Fingers are the most bite-susceptible part of your body, and while steel gauntlets would afford ideal protection, the lack of maneuverability renders them obsolete. These 13 gauge cut-resistant gloves have a flexible nitrile coating that promotes excellent grip and tactile sensitivity.Affords moderate abrasion, laceration, and bite protection without sacrificing manual dexterity and combat performance.
Battling zombies is a messy affair at the best of times. Exploding pustules, severed arteries, and crushed skulls can let loose a spray of blood and puss and saliva, contamination from any one of which will prove fatal. These plastic safety goggles and earloop mask with glass-free filter create excellent infection barriers for the eyes, nose, and mouth. Properly outfitted, you can charge headlong into the fray for some rewarding melee combat without the risk of an incidental infection.
Books keep the mind sharp and provide a welcome respite from the horrors of daily post-apocalyptic life. These tea lights have a 4 hour burn time, provide enough light for reading, and are unlikely to reveal your position to nearby hostiles.(Qty: 4)
A small group of zombies loiters idly in a hallway you need to cross. You could probably take them out, but you are far from certain that a larger horde isn’t lying in wait just out of earshot.Avoiding detection is often the best course of action, and the Screwdriver Multi-Tool makes it all possible. Useful for reparing or dissasembling tools and weapons in the field, this device is also indispensible for gaining entry to most hatches, vents, access panels, and crawlspaces, allowing you to sneak around the enemy without causing a raucous.
Includes 6 exchangeable philips and flat heads.
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